how do skateboard people get the skateboards to stick to their feet

environmental storytelling

the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate

the progressive removal of usb ports, headphone jacks, etc. is desexualization. a computer is a woman and she wants you to penetrate her

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

look at her…

she gets stronger!

the full painting is finally complete!

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

ALT

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

How am I supposed to get anything done in these conditions

I am literally just sitting here, what do they want from me

I don't have enough hands to pet this many babies.

GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick

#Terminology is for when someone has already recognized the existence of the phenomenon#Its a communication shortcut that presumes shared understanding#You need to establish the understanding first

(via @lilietsblog)

hey what’s up guys, tumblr user egberts here and i’ve got another new posts for you today:

start all text posts with a youtube intro?

no

hey, what’s up guys? it’s tumblr user egberts back again and i just want to take a minute to talk about the haters :/

why did the weed man heart react to my text

I am Kenough.

apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i'm mad and there is no way i'm turning that stupid setting back on

this is it